Saturday, March 25, 2006

Important update from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, CDC of Atlanta

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: antisocial personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas!

7 Comments:

Blogger cy said...

yes it seems like an epidemic as almost 50% of the usa has been affected!

4:43 AM  
Blogger Haddock said...

That is really really funny! :)
I hope there is a cure because infection rates in the USA still seem to be climbing!

8:19 AM  
Blogger Expat Traveler said...

That was pretty funny...now did you write it?

And have you followed that thing about the Lin Ka-shing thing going on ?

8:00 PM  
Blogger James said...

expat traveler: I did not write that. I wish my writing skills were on par with that text. My good friend David in San Francisco e-mailed me that...What is the Lin Ka-shing thing???

2:12 PM  
Blogger Ginnie said...

So sad but true, I'm afraid. Let's hope we can find a cure in the next two years!

9:12 PM  
Blogger zora said...

nice!
also very nice images of duesseldorf... you're in for a beautiful summer, old town and the rheinterrassen are great to hang out...

3:11 PM  
Blogger Kim/Thomas said...

LMAO, I love it, the question is, how do we treat it!...ahhh if only it were as easy to get rid of him as it is to get rid of something like that....I know, can't we just burn the bush?
kim

2:02 AM  

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