Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Mark Morford of the SF Chronicle on

If you have never heard of Mark Morford or read any of his columns on you should check him out. He is hilarious! He writes as if he is channeling me or should I say my thoughts are always in sync with his. In today's column he has created Christmas cards from famous people. They are funny. You should take a look here. This one he wrote is suppose to be from Kate Moss, hilarious:

This holiday season, I love you all. But I also hate you, too. I have more money than all of you put together, yet I am miserable. But still I am gorgeous and skinny and rich, so I am very, very happy. Sort of. But then again, not. Oh my God, what am I saying? Why do I have to put up with all you people? And this drug scandal! So unfair! Rehab is for divas and porn stars and the Olsen twins. The coke wasn't even all that good, you know? Why can you not get good blow these days? Oh crap, did I just write that out loud? Dammit. Note to British tabloids: Burn in hell you bloody baboons. I shall rise again. French Vogue forever! Merry Christmas everyone! Hi Naomi!-- Kate Moss

I recommend that you check out the Archives and read some of his other columns. They're great!


Blogger jen said...

We've read Morford for years. He really is quite funny.

on another note, I'll be in SF tomorrow. Do you have time next week for coffee? We can bring our Krauts.

and lastly, I hit you with a meme. Go see my blog for details.

Ta Ta,

8:57 AM  
Blogger Sparky said...

I fondly remember Morford's "Morning Fix" Newsletter. HILARIOUS!

Since he's web-only, he got a little repetitive, though, don't you think?

And sometimes his whole Cosmic-Energies-Hippie-Magick-Karma-WooWoo-Bit pisses me off a bit. I think as liberals, we'd have an easier time being taken seriously if we stuck to scientific facts instead of moving around in make-believe world. Would be a great differntiation item against our born-again "friends".

I sometimes send Morford items from just for the sheer fun of it ;).

- Sparky

9:21 AM  
Blogger James said...

Hi Jen,
Yes I do. Let me know when you want to meet up. The mid- to latter part of the week is best for me because my partner's parents are here from Nurenberg for his sister's graduation from USF. They will be flying back to Germany on the 20th, Tuesday. Just email me and I will reply with my cell phone number.

5:21 PM  
Blogger James said...

Sparky--I have to agree with you on both counts. He has become repetitive and liberals do need to tone down the karma babble a little. However, in this post I do mention channeling. :)

5:23 PM  

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